Tasteless Southern Joke #1
Because of the popularity of CBS's Survivor reality show, several southern TV stations are joining together to plan their own, Survivor Southern Style.
The contestants will start in Montgomery, Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina . From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana , finally ending up back in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink VW with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees, Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins!
Monday, June 18, 2007
Survivor "Southern Style"
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8 comments:
I'm wagering on the winner being a female with big breasts. Funny how that one feature seems to transcend region of birth.
That is hysterical! You could never get away with that in the Northeast. You'd have protesters and signs and petitions. Score one for the South.
I agree, that is hysterical!
I am proposing a "Yankee Tax" on non native born South Carolinians. This might have possibilities. LOL
So funny!!!!
hahahahahahaha--can't wait for this one!
And I love that quote (from The Prince of Tides), and I have to agree, for the most part. I have come across a few Southern fans in my day, thank goodness!
That is fantastic! Around these parts you sure don't see too many pink VW bugs jacked up on concrete blocks in the front yard. And I might seriously consider joining forces with Paul on his Yankee Tax here in SC--he could take care of the Lowcountry while I patrol the Upstate!
Too funny!
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