Monday, June 18, 2007

Survivor "Southern Style"

Tasteless Southern Joke #1

Because of the popularity of CBS's Survivor reality show, several southern TV stations are joining together to plan their own, Survivor Southern Style.

The contestants will start in Montgomery, Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina . From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana , finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink VW with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees, Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins!